Why teachers go crazy?Teacher: Why are you late?
Moneer: Because of the sign
Teacher: What sign?!!
Moneer: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow
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Teacher
:Arwa, Why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Arwa: You told me to do it without using tables
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Teacher: Ahmed, How do you spell "crocodile" ?
Ahmed: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
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Teacher: No, that's wrong !!!
Ahmed: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it
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Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Sarah: "HIJKLMNO"
Teacher: What are you talking about?!!
Sarah: Yesterday you said it's H to O
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Teacher: Mohammed, Name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten
years ago
Mohammed: Me !!
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Teacher: Saleh, Why do you always get so dirty?
Saleh: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher :D
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